THE TINY ANTS

so there are these ants.
that are tiny.
and fast.

apparently they like to reside in all tropical places, and not just Costa Rica.

Said tiny ants cruisin through my coffee.

when I lived in Costa Rica my room became infested with tiny ants. they would crawl in my eyes, nose, and any other place they could fit into (pretty much anything) while I was sleeping. really the only way I slept with them there was because my friends and I would meet at the local bar every night.

I was not prepared to deal with tiny ants again.

tonight right before bed, I decided to finish the Kind bar I'd eaten part of the night before.

It tasted kinda spoiled and I regretted leaving it open in the extreme heat.

And then it dawned on me...

THE TINY ANTS

I was not just consuming an overheated oats & honey bar, I was eating about 100 tiny ants as well. and they were crawling all over me.

I ran to the bathroom and spit out the Kind bar / tiny ants protein bar combo onto the floor.

Then proceeded to step on it as I instinctively rinsed my mouth out about 50 times.

I think they're still on me/in me.

God they're so fast.